- survivor: i cant take the zombie vaccine it causes autism
Congress is what happens when you put white people in charge.
And Africa is what happens when you put black people in charge.
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
The trivia section of Captain America’s wiki has me in tears-
Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—
- Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.
- Steve loves apple cake.
Has anyone really questioned pink lemonade
lemons are yellow I mean comon
look how suspicious that looks
It’s just blushing because you’re paying attention to it you cute little thing you.
I’m concerned for this site but some people are just so nice and positive it physically pains me because no one would ever say that off the Internet