D Days.

  • survivor: i cant take the zombie vaccine it causes autism

privilegetoengtranslationservice:

logicd:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Congress is what happens when you put white people in charge.

And Africa is what happens when you put black people in charge.

Translation:

Clearly I don’t know that Africa had many great and thriving civilizations before Europeans came and fucked that up.

(via kyrasmusings)

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

(via sugar-nextdoor)

The trivia section of Captain America’s wiki has me in tears-

hjea:

jeremy-ruiner:

Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—

  • Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.

And then-

  • Steve loves apple cake.

Steve.

(via oswinandargent)

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

officiallyhilarious:

Has anyone really questioned pink lemonade

lemons are yellow I mean comon 

image

look how suspicious that looks

It’s just blushing because you’re paying attention to it you cute little thing you.

I’m concerned for this site but some people are just so nice and positive it physically pains me because no one would ever say that off the Internet

(via omniscientraven)

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